puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016

yard trash

Slang term used to describe someone that lives in a camper in someone else's yard. These people can't even afford the trailer park. They generally don't have running water. They are a lower form of white trash and can be found in their counterparts yard.

He is total "yard trash" and can't even afford his own trailer.

by Keika1 August 26, 2016

Yard Sale

A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.

"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"

"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"

by DJ WHORES August 1, 2012

Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

by Catfish13 January 6, 2012

Yard Creature

Anyone born and or raised in the Oregon, or the average gas station tweaker.

Yo is that mf Yard Creature eating Raw Concrete?

by Joe Pickles October 16, 2023

yard ripper

A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.

Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.

by Treatmaster September 29, 2021

Yard Master

The person in charge; head honcho

Damn, that yard master is a hard ass.

by nickelmustang August 19, 2021