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This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.
Bro it’s national worship Mike day.
by Mike Fav April 12, 2020
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My FUCKING Washing Machine

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.
My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why
by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021
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The Wishing Well

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, pull your penis out, flip a coin into her anus before it slams shut and make a wish.
I had sex with my girl last night and gave her "The Wishing Well". My wish cam true... she didnt defacate on me.
by gabuckeye April 24, 2014
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george washington

*Born of relatively average status, but married up (as his Father had done)
*Was very concerned with obtaining status/prestige
*Led a Virginia militia in the French and Indian War (mainly in hopes of receiving a commission in the British Army)
*General of the Continental Army in the American Revolutionary War
*1st president, served two four year terms
*Was addressed as "His Excellency"
*Iconic figure, considered by men like Jefferson, Adams, Franklin to be the most important Founding Father
*Was highly revered by contemporaries, and this exalted status helped maintain the United States in its first chaotic years of government.
*Was more of a Federalist (central government authority, national bank, standing army) than a Jeffersonian Republican (revolutionary vision of country, agrarian republic, states' rights)
*Wasn't scared of bullets
*Had smallpox at age 19
*His actions in preventing the spread of smallpox in the Continental Army are considered by historians to be his greatest military achievement (as disease was rampant, controlled inoculations saved thousands of men)
*6'2''
*Very athletic
*Usually seen with his black friend, both having superb mastery of riding horses.
*Based on cultural attitudes, if present day Americans actually read some of his letters, they would consider him to be something of a Nancy Fancypants
"That in the parlor must, I should think, stand as it does; not so much on account of the wainscotting, which I think must be altered (on account of the door leading into the new building), as on account of the chimney piece and the manner of its fronting into the room...In short, I would have the whole executed in a masterly manner."

--George Washington, letter to Mt. Vernon, Sept. 30, 1776 (a few days before the British landing at Throg's Neck in NY)
by Rumbleminz November 26, 2006
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Fluid Washing machine

A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
by coolkix June 6, 2016
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Scar Worship

Scar worship is one admiring or worshiping a person's scar. Acts such as kissing, licking, strocking or (if maybe kinky) biting the scar as a act of worship.
"Catherine began softly strocking Jason's scars then proceeded to kiss it seductively which Jason gave out a moan."

"My wife fucking scar worships my battle scars everytime we have sex!"
by TeaCups&TeaCups September 1, 2017
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washington heights

Where all my Dominicans be at
Yo let's catch the 36 to Da Heights.
by Cindy December 12, 2003
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