Natalie Tan Work Ethic

The action of attempting to complete a task while repeatedly getting distracted by FaceTime.

I think you have a Natalie Tan Work Ethic!

by SophomoreTan May 3, 2022

Willies no Wonka

An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.

"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."

by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023

Face like a welder's workbench

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

work cute

An individual in the top 10% of the cutest male/female population at work. Said individual is in the 40 - 70% cute range when compared to the general population. Ergo, beneath your notice in the real world, the economy of hotness in office environments allows one to define a member of the opposite sex as work cute.

"Chuck is cute, you'll like him!"
"Really? I like hot guys!"
"Ok, he's not hot-- but, like work cute"

by honeychile July 21, 2008

Work weed

Cartel imported low grade Mexican brown weed that you must smoke copious amounts of to feel a effect.

Damn this work weed is giving me a fucking head ache.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 17, 2014

Willy Wonka Style

When you sleep with head next to feet, like the grandparents did in willy wonka. Great for that person you don't quite want to spoon.

He wasn't hot so I would only let him spoon willy wonka style with me.

by Luke W January 22, 2006

work the middle

1) to have sexual intercourse

He can't work the middle like I can.

by what you know September 3, 2005