woofers

Another way to say "doggos"

I see those cute woofers

by KRC [Anonymous] January 5, 2021

woober doober

A penis sized blunt, also known as a fatty or turd.

Hey bro, you trying to roll up a woober doober.

by JReddish22 February 14, 2021

Wopermald

A definition to define a bald woman who id malding (angry) at you at any reasons.

"Are you wopermalding right now?"

"She just wopermald earlier"

by HarrisaShoe May 22, 2021

Wooder

Your name is Joey Dangelo

Hey Sandra get me wooder before I call child protective services

again

by Twiggo June 28, 2021

Woofer

Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!

Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem

Guy 1: what a liar

by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021

Whoopered

When your so tired that you feel whipped and pooped together.

After working 12 long hours I was whoopered to the point all I could do was go to sleep.

by Utarmygirl October 8, 2021

Woober

A freshly used, still lubed, double ended dildo exceeding 2 foot in lenth.

Rylan just thought grandpa had a huge penis until he found mommy's woober!!!

by Lilrichard123 November 8, 2021