Woody

A guy who can break toilet sits with his own planet sized ass

Dam this toilet sit is broken

It must have been woody

by A British boi February 25, 2020

Woody

A gay man who likes man genitalia hence the name wood

You are woody

by Woodys left toe July 19, 2024

woody with a hoodie

Uncircumcised dick

Holy shit...
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again

by Juwel June 12, 2018

woody

that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face

hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody

by fat griggs January 27, 2010

A Woody

When you crush your penis in between two 2x4s and start jerking it.

Bob: I had A Woody two days ago!
Joe: That's the reason why your penis needed surgery?

by Cowboy 66421 May 20, 2025

woody flip

when you take a viagra and ecstacy at the same time obviously for sexual reasons

Mario : Man these pills are kinda downers not sure if I'm gunna be able to get up....if you know wut I mean

Daved: why don't you just woody flip

by Jukeb0x June 19, 2009

spark a woody

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.

Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear

by RottenPoop October 20, 2017