gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

wobbling-in-flight

Verb: 1. A man who is traversing stairs with an erection.
Adjective: 1. A person who claims to be straight, but is clearly bending in their sexuality as they interact with others

Verb: 1. My husband hit his tip on the handrail while he was wobbling-in-flight.
Adjective: 1. Did you see Cindy wobbling-in-flight as those girls walked by.

by Thogak July 7, 2018

Fini wobbles

Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird”

“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out”

by Forester select September 27, 2022

Wobble Dedobbledies

Pronounced - Wah-ble Dee-dob-bull-dees

The term for your legs when you've had too much to drink and can't stand up straight

Dude: How much did you drink? You're falling all over the place.

Dude 2: whatt're you talllkin' abbbouut?

Dude: You got a case of the Wobble Dedobbledies

by C Me Rollin' March 9, 2010

wonky wobbly

The term used to describe the feeling when you're under the influence of ketamine.

Friend 1: Bro, do you wanna get wonky wobbly later?

Friend 2: Yeh let's get some k

by js6300890 August 22, 2019

wobble gobblez

A sort of wobble gobblez that floats around the outside of a construction site. Kind of like a bum.

Damn was that a fuckin wobble gobblez?

by Sean (MY REAL NAME) November 24, 2009