widow hole

Another name for the female sex organ.

Do not go near that widow hole. It's been known to kill a man.

by BusinessTiime June 18, 2024

Widow

A women who can't afford a husband :(

The widow can't afford a husband

by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017

Chad Widow

black widows that form webs low enough that only men 6ft or taller can walk into.

The Chad Widow's web caught Vlad by surprise as he was hiking through the forest.

by Mezzma May 3, 2024

merry widow

1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.

1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.

by tankthongg September 27, 2008

Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.

My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.

by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021

Widow Maker

Applies to billiards pool. When the eight ball rests very close to the edge of a pocket, making the next shot more difficult because an eight ball scratch is more likely.

Watch out for the widow maker!

by #700 December 18, 2018

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.

I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.

by fifth of forth July 7, 2011