Widow Hopper

Male who seeks to live with or move in with a woman (usually widowed) who is willing to cook, clean, do laundry, iron and otherwise caretake for him. I.e., looking for a mother figure.

That guy is a widow hopper, he's willing to move in with any fresh widow that "needs" a man to care for.

by iKitty January 23, 2014

Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.

Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.

by rlsaine July 7, 2018

White Widow

Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.

I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.

"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"

"Which one?" - some stoner

by novaranium August 13, 2023

Derek's widows

People who can't let go of Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy. People who mourn him more than the actual widow of Derek Shepherd. These people can't let Meredith Grey move onto another man.

Derek's widows are crying again

by Mergrey October 2, 2022

merry widow

1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.

1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.

by tankthongg September 27, 2008

widow dido

Racist term for Asian, Black, White, Mexican, Spanish and Native Americans and every fucking race nationality and the 100 genders that currently exist

You fucking widow dido bitch!

by Browndudes May 20, 2018

whitest widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of Whitest Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

by whitest widow December 21, 2016