safety whale

An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.

Yo, that chick was diggin' on me but then her safety whale stepped in and busted my game!

by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003

Suddenly Whale

A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.

"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."

by La Yaoi Addict July 27, 2019

gay whale

A whale that only likes other male whales, not to be confused with a bisexuwhale

That's a gay whale

by Mynameisjeff234611 December 13, 2017

whale watcher

a common term for a lesbian.

Jon won't hit on Alison because he's pretty sure she's a whale watcher.

by whale watcher October 10, 2014

Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.

My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler

by The one and only King J October 16, 2008

whales lug

Large cavernous vagina.

"She's had so many kids, she's got a fanny like a whales lug"

by g dub funk December 9, 2009

Moon Whales

pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.

"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"

by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006