Welfare Lesbian

A woman who insatiably craves dick, but thinks men are the bane of existence... takes every cent she can from the government and is happy to adopt and foster every kid she can get her hands on because it will increase her monthly income

Tammy has four kids, but has eight more living in her house... getting about $200 per kid, what a welfare lesbian

by Kramardi August 21, 2022

Welfare Wannabe

A broke poser receiving public assistance who tries to get close to celebrities or other wealthy people without spending any money. Then they brag to others about their ability to frequent places where famous people spend time. Their reports are meant to make them seem important and/or wealthy, even though they are actually receiving some form of welfare.

The Welfare Wannabe camped in a tent near the home of a multi-million dollar home owned by a celebrity, and then reported that he was vacationing on the property adjacent to the home of the celebrity.

by ZohanSam June 17, 2019

welfare hotel

A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.

To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.

Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?

See also welfare motel

by giantturdsandwich August 16, 2016

Welfare-State

A Republican state that is a net-loss to the United States, taking more money then they give.

This is usually extremely hypocritical since these "welfare-states" are vehemently against welfare and promote "pulling yourself up by the bootstraps" as a socially accepted standard.

States dependent on federal aid:
1. Montana 46.1% - republican
2. Wyoming 44.5% - republican
3. Louisiana 43.7% - republican
4. Mississippi 43.3% - republican
5. Arizona 43.1% - republican

Damn, Texas is once again asking for federal aid, they are such a welfare-state, they can't do anything without the other state, they couldn't go independent even if they wanted to!

by Aaradorn March 5, 2024

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john April 23, 2012

weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!

We be on that weed welfare!

by Weed welfare December 4, 2015

Slut welfare

Girls/women that go online and post slutty pics of themselves in hope of getting rich. Iow, useless drains on society who have no redeemable value other than big tips and asses.

Did you see Mary's latest online tittle pics? Guess she's still collecting that slut welfare!

by Kristypoo August 1, 2023