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welcome to the clout

A phrase said after an individual joins the clout gang
Hey Jank your cool welcome to the clout
by bryanzb January 22, 2018
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you're welcome

Mocking someone for making the mistake of thanking you.
you: *makes the mistake of thanking your friend*

friend: "you're welcome" hehehehe
by theonewiththejuice July 22, 2022
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Welcome to the Internet

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.
¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!
by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023
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Welcome to the Jungle

Oh my god
Jump
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine
Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh
by Death Menace July 11, 2023
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Mumbai Welcome

Accidentally leaving behind an unflushed surprise in the toilet right before heading off on vacation, only to return to an unpleasantly warm and pungent welcome.
Thanks to Garry, we got quite a Mumbai welcome when we got home from Aruba.
by Raimondo10 May 15, 2024
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hi blog welcome to my guys

A vlog when a Filipino man just vlogs around private jets or an airport maybe
Hi blog welcome to my guys s-shut down *Microsoft shutdown sound*
by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025
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