Weaving Traffic

The art of driving through congested traffic at higher speeds, one lane to the next often with near misses.
*Police are creating or already have "weaving" laws!

I was super late to work and fencers were in the fast lane. I started weaving traffic and got a $250 ticket in Denver!

by Xanalu September 14, 2025

Yank weave

The day when people yank weave out of other people head. That weave is so ugly do just yank it. It occurs on APRIL 16

Whoa I wanna yank that weave out of her head. Today is national yank weave day.

by chill_daniela May 26, 2018

Weaves snatched

Describe that ur impressed. Ex. When ur getting a “wow” breeze so hard that ur wig snatch’s.

Me: *watch’s a SPECTACULAR show*
Also me: Dammmmmmn....my wig snatched..!
(Weaves snatched)

by Dadancin’potato July 1, 2019

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

Thach weave

An aerial maneuver developed by John S Thach soon after America's involvement in WW2. It involves two fighters, originally F4 hellcats, flying side by side, and when an enemy, originally an A6M Zero, attacked one of them, The fighter that got attacked and their wingman would fly in a rolling scissors, allowing The plane that was not targeted to shoot down the enemy.

The Thach weave is what made America the world's dominant air power, and it still is to this day.

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

Pull yo weave

It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.

Bitch I will pull yo weave out dumb bitch!

by Taytortot September 7, 2020

weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.

Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.

by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018