Time to get a watch

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.

Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(

by LuckySandvich June 7, 2016

dont watch that

positive re-enforcement which draws attention to more pressing issues at hand.
Derivative of Jamaican patois 'nuh badda watch dat'.

Girl 1: I can't come to the party cos I haven't any new clothes.
Girl 2: Don't watch dat sistren, u know the dance will be heavy

by Kenny Dust September 9, 2004

feds watching

A term coined by rappers, meaning that the federal authorities are watching their actions, purchases, etc. Typically those whoa are being watched by the feds are making a lot of cash doing illegal activites.

"Ay man can you hook a brotha up with a car?"
"Nah bro, the feds watching"

by scarfacemontana July 21, 2014

are you still watching

Something Netflix nibba will say while you bang someone's daughter.

Netflix : Are you still watching ?

Someone's daugther : HELL YEAH! AW AW

Netflix : Understandable. Have a great day.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

weather friend

weather friend - an acquaintance with whom the friendship does not progress beyond discussuing more banal topics or exclusively "the weather".

John's just a "weather friend"; it's not as if I know anything about him other than he's hoping for good weather this weekend.

by campbejo May 7, 2010

Watch spring

A piece of hair belonging to a black man, in the likeness of a watch-spring.

Tyrone, clean up your watch springs after picking your 'fro. They look like tumbleweeds in the wind.

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

Watching football movies

When you and your significant other are watching football movies that you don't care about. So instead you spend the enitre time making out. Then their parents walk in.

What are you doing tonight?
Watching football movies with my girlfriend

by Philly Billy Milly December 13, 2010