walrussing

When the idiot sitting alone in the corner of the restauraunt has straws stuck in his nose, because it is the only way to entertain himself.
It is only cool on occasions in which one "walruses" with two people of the friend variety, or if said person "walrussing" is popular. Those kids can do anything they want and have it considered normal.

Look at the obese boy over there, walrussing

by :ploljw33 January 8, 2013

Walrus face

When a dude sits on a girl's face and rests his balls on her upper lip

I gave my girlfriend a walrus face last night.

by HottmessExpress September 24, 2015

Hot Walrus

A Hot Walrus is when you come in a girls mouth and the jizz drips out of each corner of her mouth like a walrus' tusks.

Dude did you see him give that girl a hot walrus?

by Jay2016 March 19, 2016

Callum wallis

Callum Wallis is a lanky teenage boy who is very horny and watches too much porn. He gets grumpy extremely easy and thinks he is always right

woah your being a callum wallis right now

by okden April 11, 2020

waxing the walrus

A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.

Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!

by Jack694 December 6, 2009

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

fucking the walrus

One is considered to be "fucking the walrus" when he or she takes a good hit of ganja, holds it in, takes a big gulp of chocolate milk, and then exhales. When one exhales, the aftertaste is of Reese's Pieces.

I was fucking the walrus for the first time last night and it was great. Let's buy some more chocolate milk and do it again!!!

by GreenJazz June 10, 2014