Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck

Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"

by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020

Bryce Wagner’d

An action. Describes losing in fantasy football by over 80 points.

Joe: Holy shit Davis is losing by 114 to Chris.
Cooper: Yeah man he’s getting Bryce Wagner’d LOL!

by rafibomb69 September 20, 2020

Wagner

When you barf in the middle of an opera, preferably all over your date. The more steampunk the opera, the more of a probability that wagnering will happen. The wagnerer typically climbs over other opera patrons, covered in his or her own vomit, attempting to reach the bathroom to wagner some more.

Girlfriend: OMG go to the bathroom the opera is happening
Offender: HHUUUBLAAAHHHHHHHSSZZZDZZZZ
Patron: Wtf is that smell, did someone Wagner?!

by Dickhard Wagner August 7, 2012

Carpet-wagger

An extremely effeminate man. One that makes a carpet knight look tough

Devin youre a carpet-wagger

by Mclaugh January 14, 2009

Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.

Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.

by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008

Wagnerisis

An obsessiveness that is caused in girls who once liked Wagner. >=O. Wagner = GAY.

Liz is obsessive about Wagner.

by XD October 4, 2004

Gully Washer

When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.

"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"

by Wail Halls May 16, 2006