Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

wack as soup

when something’s super crazy it’s a more flavorful way to say that’s wack

man those dogs be wack as soup

by that wack as soup guy June 28, 2022

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

tardy-wack

A hat cocked at a 45-degree angle.

When Jerry goes to the mall, he likes to wear his ball cap all tardy-wack like 50-Cent.

by ShaneC September 27, 2010

wack buster

1. Having the qualities or characteristics of a buster, as well as being wack.
2. Someone who is worse than a normal buster.

Person 1: Man, one of my friends stole my game system and bought Chick-fil-a with the money.
Person 2: That dude is a straight up wack buster.

by Ash the Ninja January 13, 2008

wiggidy-wack

Crazy to a point that it is funny.

My friend just saw a piece of tape on the ceiling and thought it wasn't tape. She's wiggity-wack.

by Kevin February 13, 2004