Axe Wound UK

Axe Wound UK is the national leader in analysis of rusty bullet wounds. They have over a decade of experience in clunge examination, often ringing up fast food outlets to enquire about the snatches of their employees.

John: Mate I keep getting calls asking me about how many Pro V1s my daughter can cram up her twinkle cave?
Steve: It’s Axe Wound UK! They’ve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

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Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience

Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."

by Lafy February 28, 2022

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wounded bird syndrome

Wounded Bird Syndrome, or WBS, is when a guy gets hurt either physically or emotionally and uses his wound to attract other girls. This is an effective, if underhanded, way of getting dates.

Bob broke his arm, so Tom took him as his wingman to play the Wounded Bird Syndrome card.

by TheDisturbedOne January 02, 2009

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cougar wound

Any scar or open wound in the shape of a sratch from any of the large cats. Normally obtained by dumping a moped and being burnt by the motor.

Did you see bones'leg? He told me that he was riding his moped when a cougar chased him. He was able to kick it in the face to stop it but not before he took a serious slash.
That's bullshit man. He got that cougar wound when he ate shit at Seymour Ducks?

by phatbones January 14, 2005

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