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The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo

This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.
We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!
by stan harris March 28, 2007
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Whopper

n. The brand name of an American candy sold by Hershey. It is a chocolate-coated, crunchy, bite-sized ball of malt. It is often sold in stores in what looks like a milk carton.
I'm going to the concession stand for some popcorn. Did you still want a box of Whoppers?
by thecandymancan October 30, 2011
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Pocket Full of Whoopass

The act of being Midnight Missioned.
"You've been hit by a pocket full of whoopass."
by Unfortunate Russian March 10, 2009
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Whippany

You know your from Whippany when...
1. The only sub you wanted was Mr. Mitaliano
2.Or Mrs. Vitale
3. QC was poppin' after school (but only on halfdays and fridays)
4. Mennen is THE place to start clique drama (and make DJ Earl give B-day shoutouts every ten seconds)
5. Whenever there are police sirens you will hear at least 10 people go "Ooooooo someones speeding!"
6. Football, soccer, and hockey games are where its at
7. You hate Morristown kids
8 Actually anyone from Morristown
9. That computer teacher and that Music teacher are dating
10. Bee Meadow is shit, Salem is lit, and Mountveiw is shady as fuck
11. Brickyard is the shit
12. Going to the back lakes at night makes you a fucking savage
13. Your gym teacher is a fucking sociopath (cough mcpeek cough)
14. You have/had a teacher that is under the age of 26
15. You felt the BERK in the 2016 MJS election
16. Every boy thinks they're black even though the town is legit 98% white
17. Fucking everyone is a secret millionaire
18. When the fuck is that mini mall gonna be done?????
19. Does anyone really go to Molly Malone?
20. Planet Swirl is the place (to eat the pizza you got at Lombardis to piss off Vin)
21. The fire works
22. When you can't go to Vets for the fire works you go to Pine Plaza
23. The ongoing war of the 2018 class of MJS girls V.S. the dresscode
24. Mrs. Sackerman's extra cred game is actually life
25. Chromebooks
Whippany, AKA The Whip, is fuckin lit
by DatBoiiiiiiiiiiiî November 13, 2016
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whopper

Tara has chocolate whoppers in her pants.
by Kuke Duke September 4, 2006
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Whippany

A town in Morris County, New Jersey. The two main elementary schools are Bee Meadow and Salem Drive. The Middle School is Memorial Junior School. The highschool is Whippany Park High School. Whippany is a great town to live in. Everyone is friendly. Most people are secret millionaires. Many people are very modest. Instead of being like a person in Chatham driving a porsche, you would see a person from Whippany with the same amount of money driving a Toyota. No one cares about how rich you are. Everyone is rich besides the small amount of minorities. Many minorities however, are moving in making the town seem poor.
Guy 1: "Dude his house is huge, but he drives a Honda?" Guy 2: "Yeh, he is really rich, but hes from Whippany"
by d stain June 21, 2011
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Angry Whopper

The loud grumbling fart, reminiscent of that which is issued from an angry fat bastard, that is released when one accidentally pulls out while tapping a fat chic's ass.
Dude! I was totally pounding becky's ass last night & just as she was screaming she was about to cum, my dick slipped out & her anus expressed it's displeasure bys letting me have an "Angry Whopper".
by Qahwa October 11, 2011
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