Whitey McHonkypants

A white person so incredibly white that he transcends the very whiteness of white.

Bill Gates: a true Whitey McHonkypants.

by Igglebix October 16, 2005

whitney wisconsin

Amy Lew, most commonly known as Whitney Wisconsin, is a girl that loves having sex with dogs, and highly recommends it to other girls. She is compelled to show the internet the disgusting things she enjoys doing to animals, and puts pics and videos on Tumblr and Youtube. Whitney has uploaded quite a few videos talking about why girls should fuck dogs, and has plenty of videos of herself doing just that. One of her most controversial videos is of her fingering herself in a Walmart, then going around the store and asking customers what her fingers smell like.

She "fell in love" with leafyishere, and to show her love for him, she eats a cricket. DramaAlert (keemstar), another Youtuber, brings them both onto a live radio show, and she begs leafy to tell her how much he loves her. He does, only after she promises to stop doing weird shit to animals. Afterward, she strengthens their relationship by roasting him about how he's using her for popularity, to which he responds by fucking destroying her.

Guy 1: "Dood, did you see the new Leafy video about Whitney Wisconsin?"
Guy 2: "Is that the girl that fucks dogs?"
Guy 1: "Yeah shes fucking disgusting."

by TwistMiNova June 18, 2016

stan twitter’s white boy of the month

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)

Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse

by illumithottie December 4, 2018

white spotted bambi

While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.

Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.

by strawberrytaco October 13, 2009

Whitland

Rural Welsh town situated on the border between Carmarthenshire and Pembrokeshire. Once a picturesque bustling town with a huge Dairycrest creamery, a good selection of pubs and a quality railway station where you could wait for a train without fearing for your life. At one time, a similar town to what Narberth and St.Clears are presently. Now resembles the urban area in the opening scenes of Terminator Two: Judgement Day.

James Cameron: I need a location that can best depict LA, post-the Nuclear Holocaust.

Location Scout: There's a place in West Wales - Whitland. It looks like its been hit with a fucking A-bomb...

JC: Let's roll!

by Thisbloke August 22, 2011

White Gypsey

A New Zealander.

I bought a round of drinks for the White Gypsey but when it was his turn to buy he'd done a runner.

by Knuckles Chintapper December 8, 2016

Whitetocracy

An group or organization that claims to be for all people, however, it is run by Caucasians, primarily to benefit Caucasians.

Person 1: Did you see the results of the election in Alabama?
Person 2: Another win for the Whitetocracy.

by ClasGGrey mdhflkndsklfn October 1, 2017