hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

by Bryan May 13, 2005

Irish welfare

Getting a job on the police force or fire department.

Hey Seamus, have you seen Sean around? No, he's on Irish welfare and is works mid-nights.

by Ed Boron September 27, 2018

The Welfare Dance

A new name for doing the fat, the goofy dance done by Majin Buu on DBZ Ultimate Battle 22 when he uses up all of his energy. Buu looks like Lil Kurt when he gets his welfare check, hence the name.

Hey everyone, let's do the welfare dance........yee hah!

by RatchetBoo June 11, 2003

academic welfare

Attending college primarily to live off of student loan funds. The motivation for a poor person to become a professional student.

My parents are proud I'm going back to college for my masters degree, but the truth is that I can't find a job and am going on academic welfare.

by Shanthrax138 April 27, 2010

Nouveau Welfare

When rich people get richer on public money, inappropriate use of campaign funds, tax payer money or other boondoggle like farm subsidies.

Between the farm subsidies and taxpayer support for their pray-the-gay-away clinics, the Bachmann family is so Nouveau Welfare.

by GHM327 August 5, 2011

manners welfare

When one has to apologize/make excuses for others bad manners. Usu. a liberals way of defending bad people.

Dawn has manners welfare and has to explain away some morons bad behavior.

by fan of R.A.d. November 4, 2013

weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!

We be on that weed welfare!

by Weed welfare December 4, 2015