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Welcome Team

A small group of representatives that you are transferred to, generally after completing a purchase over the phone. If the sales rep didn't do a good job, this team will mop up the mess.
"Here's Bob from the Welcome team. He can help if you need anything else."
by Deranged Gopher June 3, 2017
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Welcome to pensions

Damn son, welcome to pensions.
by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017
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You’re welcome big delton

A phrase commonly used in the Midwest part of America. Despite how ridiculous it sounds, it is easily recognizable by many Americans and is mostly used by the younger generations
Hey bob, thanks for all your help”
You’re welcome big delton!”
by Oxford professor 81 February 24, 2018
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welcome to the clout

A phrase said after an individual joins the clout gang
Hey Jank your cool welcome to the clout
by bryanzb January 22, 2018
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The Moatside welcome

It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.

Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.

'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.

Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).

It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.

You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
You can only have the Moatside welcome if you have been in it, or it has been in you
by A3457 April 1, 2020
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Hey welcome to chillis

A popular vine, where a guy stands with his t-shirt off, torch on staring at a mirror and saying, ‘Hey welcome to chillis.’ Comedy Gold.
“I met the chilli guy” Said Daniel.

The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”
by Hollyisweirdlol February 27, 2020
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welcome

me when i am awesome and i thank mr finsh
by me awesome true September 10, 2020
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