washing raspberries

The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.

Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.

by shugatitz October 06, 2015

Dick washed

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick

This bird is totally dick washed

by manolv October 23, 2017

sperm wash

1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.

Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.

Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.

by Sujoy October 22, 2008

Whiskey Wash

When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.

Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.

I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2017

power wash

When a person shits their pants and cleans it by pissing onto the stain.

Johnny accidentally pooped himself and had no option but to power wash it with his own urine.

by big al 69 August 03, 2013

Washing the boat

Another term used to describe masturbating.

Mom: what are you doing in there!?

Son: washing the boat...

Mom: ok.

Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)

Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...

by Doh Nuts 13 September 15, 2004

White-Wash

A non-white person who tries to act/appear white.

Latisha shops at Abercrombie & Fitch with Ruth. She is so white-washed!

by PINKch0pstix April 14, 2005