curb-wanged

when one is totally drunk beyond all recognition

john was completely curb-wanged, we didn't even recognise him.

by andy richens November 7, 2006

wang mart

1) Name of a common vending machine/store in asian countries.
2)Funniest saying in the history of all man kind.

1)I went to the wang mart the other day, and the price of a burger raised 27.8% on the dorrar!
2)Man 1: Dude!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Wang Mart!
Man 2 dies of a combination of laughter and a tomohawk to the head.

by bobby bormann May 2, 2008

Wang Tangla

An unmaintained example of female pubic hair, large in size and thick in consistency. Presents the terrible possibility of eternally trapping a foolhardy wang.

"I was going to go down on her, but when I removed the panties, she had a huge wang tangla!"

by Marten D October 23, 2007

wang lar

A name to be used when you are about to go on a teamkilling rage in a multiplayer game. (goes best with non-tker in game "chaser" because it has no way of stopping team killers)

non-tker and wang lar are killing us all!!!!!

by Non-tker January 22, 2004

wang chowder

a blistering hot wad that comes out kinda chunky...note: see doctor

I'm going to prepare a nice bowl of wang chowder for your mother this evening.

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

Wang snot

Spooge, Semen, Cum, Penis pudding, sperm.

Get it?

"Ms. Lewenski, there's Wang snot on your dress."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

wang fur

When a guy has hairs growing well above the expected height up the shaft of the penis.

I gotta trim my wang fur

by Panzy79 May 8, 2008