Couch Vodka

The distilled essence of couch potato. It takes years of couch potato behavior to achieve couch vodka status.

Yeah, my roommates and I were couch potatoes during undergrad. I'm still so lazy that I've graduated to couch vodka while working on my Ph.D.

by Doctor Snax July 16, 2010

dirty vodka

When you puor vodka into your partners bum, shake them, and serve it in a martini glass.....dirty

Did yoh see how fucked up Rob was at that party?
Tina must have served him a dirty vodka

by DatBois August 1, 2017

Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Blyat, Better Then Tea Used by capitalyst pigs. mostly used by slavs, gopniks and The Slav King Life of boris.

VADIM BLYAT! HE STOLE ALL OF MY ABSOLUT VODKA!

by Annatoli December 5, 2019

Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

Ivanabitch Vodka

A type of vodka 40% proof which is consumed by mostly tools..who bake brownies whilst drinking this euphoria of sorts.

Meg: yoo i vana...i vana i vana...bitch

Laura: fuck. alright...remember what happened last time
Meg:..times have changed...i could take it.
Laura: well then..COMMENCE THE CEREMONIES...*opens the ivanabitch vodka*

*loud chanting*

shots shot shots shots shasha shotz

by hornytheclown April 25, 2010

Space Vodka

Vodka infused with some weed, gets you very spaced, hence space vodka.

I lay claim to it's invention. If someone else hasn't already. But it's getting very popular around here.

Take a 70cl bottle of cheap generic vodka, take a teabag of a herbal persuasion such as ginger, snip open the teabag and insert a bud of green, loosely stitch together the opening of the teabag with some cotton thread and insert it into the vodka. Leave this at room temperature for at least 3 days to infuse properly then chill in a freezer and serve as shots (if the teabag worries you you can get it out by leaving the thread you used to stitch it attached and pulling it out by that). Drink. Giggle. Talk bollocks. Fall over.

by ..WiL May 30, 2005

Dr. vodka

The amazing combination of vodka and Dr Pepper

This Dr Vodka is w00t!

by JB October 1, 2004