A holiday that's been capitalized on by corporations in order to push a bunch of useless junk to people who are deceived into thinking that a cuddly Luv bear will make the girl of your dreams love you.
Ah, I can imagine it now. She hates you today, but tomorrow she be swooning over you when you buy her a card!
by Conrad February 16, 2004
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Singles reside at home, or brave the outside and cast sneers of contempt toward every gift shop and flower stall selling the aforementioned sappy crap.
Also the one day of the year which holds the record for the most attempted suicides.
All in all, a pretty shite day indeed.
Singles reside at home, or brave the outside and cast sneers of contempt toward every gift shop and flower stall selling the aforementioned sappy crap.
Also the one day of the year which holds the record for the most attempted suicides.
All in all, a pretty shite day indeed.
"I love you"
"Prove it."
"I bought you all this chocolate"
"It'll make me get fat"
"Oh, well, never mind that, here. A rose. Happy Valentine's Day. Can we have sex now?"
"Prove it."
"I bought you all this chocolate"
"It'll make me get fat"
"Oh, well, never mind that, here. A rose. Happy Valentine's Day. Can we have sex now?"
by bitter singleton. February 9, 2009
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short for "valentine" aka "cupid" basically this is a guy who can help you through a tough breakup or anything like that. typically tends to be surrounded by more girls than guys. might give the impression that hes, but in no way is, gay. Great friend to both sexes when in a private or serious situation but can act out in public. might sometimes interest girls but not too much.
by vortexwolf13 October 9, 2011
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by Dani Argentina April 23, 2004
Get the nick valensi mug.In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.
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Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
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Traveler: I need supplies for a long journy
Merchant: Where're you goin'
Traveler: Valenwood, to learn from the Bosmer
Merchant: Have a safe travel!
Merchant: Where're you goin'
Traveler: Valenwood, to learn from the Bosmer
Merchant: Have a safe travel!
by BlueHuskeyDawg August 1, 2012
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