Pedo Uncle

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass

My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

Aunty Uncle

A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.

“She built like a aunty uncle”

by KJ 0217 March 4, 2022

Funny Uncle

He's the uncle who constantly cracks jokes. While trying to lure nephews and neices into his van. For secret rides...

That uncle sure is funny. But he won't let go of my daughter. It seems kinda odd...

by Lance Blaisdell May 20, 2005

uncle gary

slang term for marijuana

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"

by corra October 11, 2003

Uncle Leo

Law enforcement. From the common abbreviation "LE", and inspired by the name of the Seinfeld character.

"Watch your speed on Route 9, Uncle Leo is all over it tonight."

by Blather July 2, 2009

Uncle Sucker

Uncle Sam or the U.S. Government

I owe Uncle Sucker five grand in taxes from last year!

by TBERN January 29, 2007

Uncle Paul

When someone tries to tell you they're your daddy, but they just aren't. They're like the weird fat awkward uncle that winks at you across the room.

Boy : I'm your daddy !

Girl: You're just Uncle Paul

by MamiJ July 4, 2017