Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

one upper

Danny Irwin, from arizona (or ireland er w/e)

Guy 1: I went o alaska for vacation last winter
Danny Irwin: Yea? I went to the moon last year!!

Guy 2: Jesus danny, why are you such a one upper

by Coach22 August 12, 2006

Fucker-Upper

An event that occurs that have both good and bad sides. A double edged sword so to speak. Derived from the combination of fucker and upper

"I'm getting paid today because that idiot decided not to yield to me at the light, but my car is out of action for a week."

by Cobalt69 February 18, 2005

white, upper/ upper middle class male

the group of people who must take all criticism without argument and are not allowed to be a "victim" of anything; though, they do know people make themselves a "victim" only when they allow themselves to be (not counting crime)

Man! If I wasn't an upper-middle class, white male I wouldn't be afraid to express my views.

by robdog073191 May 6, 2005

Upper outies

Feeling up a chicks tits from outside the shirt, usually while sucking face after the first date and often before removing the shirt, fucking the chick, leaving after she falls asleep and not calling her again.

Guy #1 : "How did your date go with Tits McGee? Did you get any?"

Guy #2 "Fuck no! she's a cock tease!the best i got was upper outies"

by Schmeeo August 10, 2009

One-upper

Someone who always has to beat someone else's story by 'one-upping' them. Such people are usually making these stories up, but seek to lie to try and seem more impressive to the audience of the first person's story.

George to friends: I hit three 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Lee to friends: I hit seven 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Friends: You are such a one-upper, Lee

by pandaman24 June 12, 2013

upper rooming

Opposite of snitty elite grouping.

hanging out with friends, with open arms, no matter who you are

I am upper rooming to watch my fave movie ‘She’s the Man’

by upper room May 14, 2019