Press two

Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.

Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!

by NOTLAHAVATALL October 2, 2021

Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.

Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?

by takatakita September 3, 2013

too two

In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.

If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.

He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.

by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010

two terms

This refers to a person who has served two stints in prison and or has two strikes (Felonies) on their record.

"I have two terms but I swear that I won't quit". (Fetty Wap)

by Jilli Jill August 27, 2016

blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009

two direction

one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left

do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea

by Larryskrub April 3, 2015

two-holer

An outhouse that has two seats (holes), allowing two people to move their bowels at the same time. Common in the days before indoor plumbing when toilet paper was either corn cobs or pages from the Sears catalog.

Sorry Jethro, I can't help you shoe your horse this weekend. The old lady wants me to clean out the two-holer.

by Freddy Ferno September 2, 2009