Topshop

The worst shop on the high street.
you get dirty looks for even walking past. ridiculously expensive and their clothes are actually very very poor quality.

"OMG I LOVE TOPSHOP..." - "Ha, okay..."

by pandoraMANNEQUIN August 3, 2007

topsiding

Taking a shit in the upper bowl of someone's toilet, such that the shit is not moved to the sewer when the toilet is flushed. The result is rotting shit in the top bowl of the toilet.

I topsided Dave when I was over at his house last night.

by eMeS September 11, 2004

topsniper6

one of the best rogue spear players in world, at his prime in 99-00'

leader of tps, one of the 15 original clans for rogue spear and ranked #1 in 2001

damn, you're playing like topsniper6 today

by susko November 28, 2003

twospace

Intense connection between two lovers to the exclusion of all other people, things, bodily needs, etc. Often occurs early in relationship (see NRE) but can spontaneously occur at any time.

Caution: extended periods of twospace may result in dehydration, malnutrition, and comments like "get a room!"

We were so deep in twospace we missed the whole weekend!

by C and V May 18, 2008

topshop

Getting superior head from a fashion-forward bitch

Jose: Yo Pip what happened with that victoria secret model?
Pip: She wasnt down to fuck but she give me topshop

by super master splinter September 7, 2013

teeth like burnt out TWOKS

someone who's teeth are rotten and black, TWOKS are cars that are stolen
hence a persons rotten teeth look like burnt and destroyed cars

"you've got teeth like burnt out TWOKS"
"your girtlfriends got teeth like burnt out twoks"

by gina.c January 27, 2007

TopStocks

A name given to a person of extreme intelligence.

The word originated due to the high level of intelligence shown at Australia's biggest and best Stock Forum - TopStocks.

Yes, he's every clever, some say he's as smart as TopStocks.

by TopStocks January 21, 2010