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two-ply

Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.

That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.

That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
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two back

When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.
Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”

Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
by Falconskove May 7, 2021
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Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.
Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?
by takatakita September 3, 2013
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too two

In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.

If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.
He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.
by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010
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blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens
the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.
by polruan November 18, 2009
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Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.
He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!
by BadBeast December 14, 2009
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two direction

one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left
do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea
by Larryskrub April 3, 2015
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