Press two

Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.

Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!

by NOTLAHAVATALL October 2, 2021

two terms

This refers to a person who has served two stints in prison and or has two strikes (Felonies) on their record.

"I have two terms but I swear that I won't quit". (Fetty Wap)

by Jilli Jill August 27, 2016

Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.

Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?

by takatakita September 3, 2013

Zero Two

Well, it depends. Cute or creepy? If I went the cute route, i’d say Zero Two from Darling In The Franxx is a waifu with pink hair and lil kawaii devil horns. But if I went the creepy route… Zero Two is the TRUE final boss of Kirby 64 woth a dumpling lookin ass body and a literal cactus ass with a fuckin bleeding eyeball. He has a halo and wings but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT AN ANGEL HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS LIKE THE SUPER MARIO 64 EEL. At first, he seems he seems he has a cute lil smile but WHOOPS! IT’S ALL ONE BIG ASS FUCKING EYEBALL.

Weeb: hey remember Zero Two?
Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of!
Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS.
Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of?
Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it.
Weeb: ok!

A FEW DAYS LATER.

Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game.
Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.

by Glitchguy March 25, 2023

blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009

two direction

one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left

do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea

by Larryskrub April 3, 2015

Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 14, 2009