Turkey-Mix

When you eat a wide variety of food In one sitting within a short period of time. Turkey mix Usually results in massive diarrhea And constipation. The word was first discovered after a family feast on thanksgiving night.

Last night I ate so much I had turkey-mix.

by Unknown hero September 6, 2020

Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views

Turkey tom is funny

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by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020

turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

by the dump March 21, 2009

Turkey Hand

1. A sexual manuever in which one partner places his/her finger in the other partner's anus, then draws an outline of his/her hand on the back or ass of their partner. Loosely based on the elementary school arts and crafts project of making a turkey by tracing ones hand.

Jill's apprecitation for Terry's bedroom artistry became all the more evident after he put the turkey hand on her ass.

by Hoppy Bumgardner June 20, 2010

turkey bomb

A redneck version of a Jager bomb or car bomb. Involves dropping a shot of Wild Turkey bourbon into Shiner Bock beer.

Judd: "After y'ins had all those turkey bombs last night, Cletus was so hogged up that he passed out in the holler with his face in a cow patty."
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a dog's age! Slap your grandma!"

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

Turkey Supreme

The best thing to ever come out of Shaler Area. A mess of turkey, stuffing, and gravy served with mashed potatoes and every other Thanksgiving food you can imagine. We wait all year for the one (or two) times they serve this delicacy. It simply has to be experienced.

D: Hey, what's for lunch today?
S: Turkey Supreme I think..
D: Oh my fucking god. I'm skipping 4th period and waiting in line. Actually, I'm skipping 6th and 7th too so I can eat it three times.

This is the best day of my life.

by Shalerian March 19, 2009

turkey lover

a lesbian who gobbles dangle-y vaginas.

you: "that girl's vagina hangs like the sleeve of a wizard"

friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."

by L0k13 August 16, 2009