Person 1: Dude, my friend Spencer told me he rubs himself on a tub to get off!
Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging
Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging
by Anonymous12385838228384872 July 10, 2016
Get the tub ledgingmug. Tub bangers. Referring the musical act Blue man group. Perhaps as a way of frowning down upon on them. With slight homo roasting under tones
Person 1 "Hey whos "blue man group" want to listen to them?"
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers
by Manicawesomeness March 25, 2023
Get the tub bangersmug. by Dicksunhairy February 4, 2021
Get the chub in the tubmug. A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
Get the Tub Scalemug. Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020
Get the Tub wafflemug. 1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.
2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time
2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time
by Heart eater June 24, 2016
Get the Tub munchingmug. by sittinherebored January 27, 2018
Get the dry tubmug.