POLONY TREKKING

yet another name for sexual intercourse, derived from the British word for Boloney (Polony) which sounds like 'Pony' British Polony is a curled red cooked meat sausage available from the butchers. Pony Trekking- a popular equestrian activity.

On observing a saddle sore woman at a show jumping event:
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'

by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010

tekkno

techno

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Guappo Treskow

It is the act of dude pissing btwn a chicks legs while she is taking a dump on the toilet. Then when he is done whizzing she proceeds to give him a bj...while still taking a dump.

Oh yeah that girl I meet last night was a FREAK. She wanted to go in the bathroom and give me a guappo treskow.

by KevinDaKing August 27, 2007

Trekker

what the Trekkie nerds would rather have you call them

Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.

by Alex March 20, 2003

trekker

Someone who is obsessed with Star Trek. A nerd. Hates being called a trekkie because trekkies are more "extreme" with their obsession.

William Shatner thinks trekkers are annoying.

by crazymalicous June 1, 2005

trekkie

The average trekkie is an individual who devotes there time to watching star trek, and little else. This is oftn considered sad and a real let down for the ladies.

'Craig u fuckin trekkie, get your head out of spok's ass and get a girl friend'.

by Nicky Pilkington April 10, 2006

star trek

TV show that is watched mostly by 40 year old virgins living in their parents garage.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003