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Triple Fisting

Inserting three different fists in to the anus or vagina, wherever there happens to be more room. You can get the third fist from a friend. (owwie)
British man has three beers in his hand:

Hot girl named Kirstin: oh, you're triple fisting it, eh?
British Man: Excuse me!?!?!?!?
Hot girl named Kirstin: you have three beers in your hand.
British Man: In my country that means to fist...using three fists.
by Love, Anna April 5, 2005
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Triple F

Forced Family Fun. The sort of family event you don't want to attend but often are guilt tripped into going to. Parents or relatives often will play this event up as being enjoyable but it inevitably end ups feeling awkward and forced.
Jonathan: Man, Why do we have to go to the family reunion? I don't want to deal with Uncle Michael all day.

Matt: Well mom and dad will be upset if you stay home, complete with a guilt trip.

Jonathan: Well isn't this a Triple F...
by I Bleed Audio February 3, 2010
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triple-header

Getting blowjobs from three different females at the same time. Usually in a foursome.
I got a triple-header at this amazing stripclub in Mexico...
by StripperBanga March 10, 2008
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triple-slut

An old woman who thinks that she is still fuckable.
The Queen of England is a triple-slut
by KKKKKEEEEENNNNNNNNNNYYYYY November 1, 2005
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Triple Alliance

The Triple Alliance of 1882 was the treaty by which Germany, Austria-Hungary and Italy pledged (May 20, 1882) to support each other militarily in the event of an attack against any of them by two or more great powers. Germany and Italy additionally undertook to support another in the event of attack by France. In a supplementary declaration, however, Italy specified that its undertakings could not be regarded as being directed against the United Kingdom.
The Triple Alliance was defeated when Germany surrendered to America in 1918, which ended World War I.
by Ryan Carpenter December 23, 2005
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triple-h-

dude last purum i got some triple-h
by jdl jew March 7, 2004
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Triple chin

Fat people have double chins.

Triple obese people have TRIPLE chins.

> Extra two flaps of fat and skin that hang down and look like chins. Can also be called turkey necks, as they resemble the flap of skin turkeys have on their neck.
>Is that man a turkey?

>>No, he's just got a triple chin.

>>>Eww
by HellzangeL13 August 9, 2009
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