touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes

“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

Touching tips

-When two friends are so rock hard that they can't hold it in and they rub the tips of their dicks together
-When two guys make their dicks meet

"Yo bro, you wanna toch tips?"
"The friends decided to practice touching tips the whole afternoon"

by Wanna be tip friends? (I'm F) March 26, 2025

touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025

Frotally Tucking Serious

When someone is dead serious about something. Not a joking matter.

Get him to the Greek is one crazy ass movie. I am frotally tucking serious!

by VanillaMotta October 9, 2010

Knuckle Tucking

When a male tucks his weenie between his legs.

During a scene in "Silence of the Lambs", Buffalo Bill is "Knuckle Tucking" infront of the mirror.

by hiddenPilgram October 5, 2011

ass touching

Slapping your own ass to draw attention.

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass

by SillyScholar January 1, 2017