crimson torpedo

the presence of blood in one's feces.

All that spicy food last night lead to a huge crimson torpedo this morning.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

JAPANESE TORPEDO

When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.

Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!

by BITW HYPERRR May 27, 2017

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

by lollipop13 August 5, 2008

tored

to have anal sex repeatedly for hours

-after having anal sex with johnny for 28 hours
johnny-how do you feel ang?
ang-Wow i am so tored.

by Moniqua December 14, 2008

torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

Tooted up

if your truck/suv is “tooted up” it sits higher in the front than it does in the back. Aka “Carolina squat” and “Tennessee tilt”. Mostly white 16 year old trap lord wannabes drive them. These vehicles literally sound like the owners took a saw and a wrench set and removed every single Component of the exhaust system.

Normal dude: yo Brody you here that clapping?
Normal Friend: yeah man that’s a fag in a tooted up POS
Normal dude: yup you’re right.

Tooted up truck fag: going 17 mph in a 35 mph at 3200 rpm WHAAAAAPAPAWPAWPEAW

by Trippinat2:36am November 29, 2021