drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.

While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.

by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Noot and Toot

When you grab a penis (noot) and fart (toot). Can also be a side effect of farting during a hand job, as long as you say "noot" while giving the penis a squeeze.

She gave him the old Noot and Toot. He decided it was better than no noot and all toot.

by Lucently February 16, 2019

toot fruit

Poop. Especially after farting a bunch.

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!

by Baber14 March 8, 2018

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Flute Toot

A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.

*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011