Tootsie Roll

The female genitalia.

"Clark Bar took a Mary-Jane behind the Power House, stuck a Life-Saver up her Tootsie Roll, and out popped a Baby Ruth!"

by D.Miller July 28, 2008

tootsie

A quick squeeky fart. similiar sounding to a queef.

yo man did u hear that tootsie i just squeeked out?!

by john hollywood March 14, 2005

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

by rudog September 8, 2005

tootsie pop

another name for a teenie weenie peeny, or penis. has bee linked particularly to those named alonzo

With meat curtains opened wide she said I cant feel your tootsie pop

by big momma May 2, 2005

tootsie pop

When a man Jizzums in a girls butt crack, allows it to harden then procedes to lick it all up only using his tounge, thus getting to the center of her chocolate tootsie pop.

Last night I came in a girls butt crack and this other girl licked it out like a tootsie pop

by Dan Scragg July 28, 2006

Tootsie

Gay man Vista. The ultimate level of gayness. The most robust form of gayness that FDU can ever produce. Despite popular belief... he is a not a pink man.

When your gayness reaches too high of a level, you are no longer human... You are Tootsie
see airplane (sexual position)

by h.man May 8, 2007

Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

by Ass-hed January 23, 2009