drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

oopsy toot

when a fart is accompanied by seepage, a shart

Bob had to leave class cuz he messed himself with an oopsy toot.

I drank too much last night and now i am worried about having an oopsy toot.

by the_sara13 May 14, 2010

Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.

While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.

by Ciggie Smalls May 04, 2011

boots toots

When something matches or exceeds expectations in a Canadian way.

Riley harvested his latest batch of maple syrup, it was the boots toots.

by PowerlineTech December 16, 2017

toot fruit

Poop. Especially after farting a bunch.

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!

by Baber14 March 08, 2018

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 15, 2010

Flute Toot

A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.

*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.

by Randomxhumor April 12, 2011