Toon Poon

Cartoon Porn, hentai etc

SOJU: So what you up to doublenotch?

Doublenotch: hitttin up dat toon poon 8) aint nothin better!!

by Hootietheepic December 16, 2010

tooni

A very sweet and smart girl, she is very caring and loves her friends.
tooni is cool and has lots of friends, she loves reading and is a very social person.

Your friend, tooni is sooo nice

by g. i. r. l. inthecorner February 16, 2019

Sex Tonsils

When a girl gives a guy with herpes a blowjob so deep that the girl gets herpes on her tonsils

(Girl 1 to Girl 2)
"Shit I can't feel my throat" (1)
"Why?" (2)
"Because my boyfriend gave me sex tonsils last night!" (1)

by Blastabuloso January 22, 2009

tonsil patroling

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

by lz da prince June 6, 2009

pussy tonsils

When a man and a woman are enjoying pleasurable vaginal sex, and suddenly his testicals go up her hole.

"I was fucking this girl last night, when i gave her serious pussy tonsils"

by PUSSYTONSILS April 30, 2008

tons of homework

Large amounts of homework given by teachers who hate, dislike, or just like to grade papers (WEIRDOS!). Usually gets thrown away right after the grade has been recorded.

My evil English teacher gave me tons of homework.

My stupid Algebra II teacher gave me tons of homework.

Combined between my evil English teacher and stupid Algerbra II teacher, I have tons of homework!

by Samantha Colby April 15, 2008

toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.

Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.

by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010