tool

a tool is a guy who is about as gay as you can be around girls. a tool will often become excited for no reason over the dumbest shit so he can look cool around girls. tools will often only be your friend to get to others. a tool is also commonly a douchebag. if you know someone who says every movie they see is "the best movie ever", they are a complete tool and an ultrafag

toolbag: "hey man you want to go hit up McDonnald's later. I could go for like a sweet ass burger. Dude and then after lets go to this sweet party and if it sucks then lets go see transformers cus I already saw it and its like the best movie ever. And if that doesnt go down we can all just circle jerk each other. Fuckin sweet brah"

by poop247 January 12, 2008

tool

a person who tries to act cool, with little success, as they are the butt of the joke. a poser. low iq. douche bag.

guy 1: have you seen that skater bam margera?
guy 2: what a fucking tool, i cant believe he would sell out and do that shit to his parents and friends. he's a real disgrace to skating.
guy 1: yea, he's a huge tool!

by leroy jackson April 5, 2007

tool

A narcisstic, egotistical 40 something living in the greater Boston suburbs who drives a faded red Mitsubishi, wears 1980s cotton sweats or parachute pants and tans while lying on a tin-foil blanket generously applying baby-oil and simultaneously bleaching his hair all while thinking he's cool

Wow, Phil- you are such a TOOL!; What a tool! Look at his stupid hair, face, pants and car! Hey Tool! The 1980s called and they want their hair and peroxide back!

by Phil McCrackinIII July 18, 2009

tool

A weapon. knife, gun, or any weapon

Draw for the tool. Meaning they are going to pull out a weapon

by Foz May 4, 2006

tool

Sometimes referring to a weapon of some sort, usually a (gun)

I hope your carrying a tool with you, cuz you know those guys are going to try to beat you up

by Young JJ November 27, 2007

tool

A person Who is being used and doesnt know it.
Someone who trys to fit in who doesn't.

Brian W. is a rebel Poser Tool because he trys to fit in with the skaters and does what they tell him to.

by 8th grade class of 2007 June 24, 2007

tool.

One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.

God, Carson Daly is a tool. He is willing to toss salad for the Man.

by Dr. Zhivago July 16, 2008