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Tommy

Usually very handsome very mexican associated with some great men like Jesus, Adolf, putin the leader of russia, the leader of Isreal, vector, Batman, Christian bale, dababy, Johnny sins, Peter Parker, chico, Remy (cus he onb cooks), Rasputin. Usually not very good looking but he's a comedian so shi goes good wit the girls known to have the pete davidson effect he pulls occasionally mostly older girls friends wit patrizio steals cars frome harmons and Macy's and target and at Walmart only once... twice actually a formula 1 car and a rc car from fast and furious works out not very often and eats beans.
Young Civil teen- "yo its being dragged across the room"

Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"

Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"

"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"

Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
by Big man tommy November 23, 2023
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Tommy has the smallest dick in the world he is packing like 1 inch so tiny so never date a tommy and did i mention that tiny ass dick of his
tommy has small cock
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A man possessed with power, lowkey nonchalant but also a funny person he has massive lips and also a bbc
“Tommy is a nonchalant demon
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Meaning an openly gay guy that only dates women
by Jidjdja027 November 29, 2024
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Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.

Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.
Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
-or-
G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy
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"Yo, i fucking hate Tommy!", "Yo, Dude, me too!"
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a normal guy who’s actually a super cool unicorn in disguise.
Person A: Hey where did that horse come from? And where is Tommy?

Person B: That horse is Tommy.
by jazzy bee benson February 17, 2024
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