toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.
Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.
by Eggroid October 21, 2019
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Juicy Toast

Combining a perfectly toasted slice of bread with a generous serving of butter so it fills up the hundreds of tiny craters on the breads surface.
"Our favorite part about visiting Rene was seeing her smile, and eating her famous Juicy Toast."
by iamaewok June 06, 2019
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Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students
"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"
by Miz4962 January 08, 2017
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eggs on toast

The eggs on toast i had was better than my self -esteem
by Saltine Kracker November 17, 2017
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ghetto toast

bread (often toasted) with butter and sugar
Ever had ghetto toast before?

That shit Bomb.
by mamalucky123 June 20, 2018
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toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans
“That’s on toastcans luv
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions
by toastcan teacher January 16, 2020
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posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.
yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.
by cup of choco February 17, 2013
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