by Rich Gand February 01, 2016
by Crystal Kasche December 05, 2014
Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky
by Brandon G. July 31, 2005
Person 1: "Have you seen my pen?"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure that guy corn beefed it"
Person 1: "You can't trust anyone"
Person 1: "I'm bout to corn beef the answer sheet"
Person 2: "Dude, don't do it. You'll get caught"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure that guy corn beefed it"
Person 1: "You can't trust anyone"
Person 1: "I'm bout to corn beef the answer sheet"
Person 2: "Dude, don't do it. You'll get caught"
by Debbie Fitz CS November 20, 2013
by Grinny July 21, 2006
After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
by Connartist4 August 21, 2008
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017