One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid

Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.

by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

nigga timer

Its like nigga time but its nigga timer

Person A :*breathes*
Person B:Nigga timer

by Dr best to be the best May 15, 2021

suzy timer

people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes

“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page”

by gamebytes April 18, 2022

Big Timer

Someone that forgets where they came from. When they get a lot of money or acquire a prized possession and try to act like things are minuscule to them. They act like they don’t have time for anything unless it benefits them. Can also be used as a verb. * Big Timed

Damn he thinks he’s a big timer now that he got a little money!

Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!

by DJ2k July 25, 2022

Bengal Tigered

The act of gaining the non-romantic affections of a person who is difficult to win over by slowly wearing away their defenses through charm.

“It’s like he’s a kid at the zoo and he’s never seen a bengal tiger before”

“Dude, you totally bengal tigered him; he’s obsessed”

by Bengal tiger keeper September 4, 2022

pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers

"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"

by rileymorgan420 September 7, 2022

Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.

"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"

by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023