thief

to steal something while being incredibly stealthy

Elle just thiefed another pencil...what a klepto!

by piratesxcaribbean February 27, 2010

grand theft auto

best fucking game ever made....

kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!

After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto

by Tommy Vercetti March 6, 2004

theftuous

When an act is committed in the same way as a theft.

Sheridan took the seat from Alyse in a theftuous manner.

by astrENNORt; December 25, 2010

Theftovers

When you steal left overs from food, A: you didn't make or B: you didn't order.

I'm going to my parents house to try to score some theftovers. I heard they went to ...insert your favorite restaurant.

by Vduxx August 26, 2018

Grammar Thief

some one who tries to correct your grammar when they know they have lost a fight and has nothing else to say or no comeback

"Good god Megan is such a grammar thief, she knows I won this argument, she should just give up"

by BabyLionz October 6, 2012

cunty thief

A thief who is a cunt

You're a cunty thief

by ajmatthew March 17, 2014

joke theft

No one likes to be around one of these people. They feel like they are not able to say anything funny without it being stolen. A common name for a joke theft is Tyler Allen. They have a unique way of stealing your jokes. They will listen closely to the joke you say in front of your guy friends. They will then will announce it in front of a large group of guys and girls exactly word for word as you said it. Everyone will laugh and he will take full credit for it. This will make him feel like all the girls are interested in him. He will then jokingly say, "Tyler Allen ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all night." This is to try to get a few more chuckles out of everyone. Also, they are not only limited to talking, a joke theft does his work through any form of communication. Anyone who is a joke theft shall be called a “Tyler”.

There was a joke theft in this class and the teacher brought in freeze pops. Since the wrappers are really long, the joke theft's friend said to him, "Hey look, it's a Ron Jeremy size condom." The Tyler laughed hysterically. He then took a picture of the empty wrapper on Snap Chat, used the exact same caption, and added the picture to his Snap Story without giving any credit.

by cannorris June 9, 2014