Love them to death

Eat Before Being Eaten. Protect One's Self As Much As Possible.

I will love them to death by killing them with kindness.

by Captain Kevlar July 30, 2022

show them the quilt

an excuse to fuck someone in private.

“hey mom i’m gonna show them the quilt”
“alright have fun honey”

by warmgarlic13 November 28, 2020

crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.

Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.

by Bobdabear September 10, 2019

Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012

Stabbin' them guts

This term is used when a man with a large penis has sex, either anal or vaginal, with someone else and his penis actually can be seen poking out the stomach or the person can feel that big member in their stomach. It could also mean that you are being penetrated really deeply.

I was with Sarah last night and I was stabbin' them guts.
Hoes like it when you be stabbin' them guts.

by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

Got them teeth

Having a positive outward demeanor, especially in spite of a bad situation.

Man... Katie got them teeth, she managed to sit through the meeting despite Ricky being a total creep.

by Rogarbio April 19, 2020

Whappin Them Cakes

1. To have vaginal intercourse. 2. Also referred to as cake whappin.

"Damn jack, you should've seen that chick I had last night. I was straight whappin them cakes, son! Word up!"

by tns_187 September 23, 2009