When a guy is on the verge of going out with a a girl, but he has one or several other girls he plans to hook up with first and doesn't want tp ruin his chances by making one girl his girlfriend.
A: "Man Kelly's really pushing me to ask her out, but I want to hook up with Heather and Ashley first"
B: Sounds like you got a bad case of the players syndrome.
B: Sounds like you got a bad case of the players syndrome.
by C_Dizzle October 19, 2006
Get the players syndromemug. Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.
"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"
"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"
"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"
by KeithRocks31 May 24, 2018
Get the Murdoch Syndromemug. Hadu Ras Alla Syndrom - When a group of females manage to talk about several subjects at one time and create so much clatter and can annoy the most patient person alive to the point of insanity.
by Chalie Zozu August 7, 2009
Get the HRA Syndromemug. People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.
by dazed66 June 18, 2013
Get the chimjersen syndromemug. A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.
by Lopz August 9, 2012
Get the Tayer's Syndromemug. Being ridiculously sexy and sweet without any effort. A girl with Larissa syndrome is unaware of her condition. Having this condition may cause many men to approach her.
by fghjkdbnn April 1, 2009
Get the Larissa Syndromemug. An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
Get the Forts Syndromemug.