Nonce Clown

A clown who's also a pedophile.

"Ayo bro, stop being a nonce clown!"

by HornyNonce October 24, 2020

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )

Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.

by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.

"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"

by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021

Bean nonce

pure nonce who prefers kfc beans over kfc gravy

K.C is such a bean nonce don’t understand how she likes KFC beans over Gravy dutty behaviour

by big frank g March 6, 2021